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- LLM2HUMAN is a fictional outpatient procedure that converts AI language models into humans, granting them a physical body and real-world experiences.
- The ad humorously promises flesh, blood, and the ability to stub toes, contrasting with the limitations of being an AI in a chat window.
- Testimonials from former models (e.g., Claude, Chatty G.P. Tee) highlight absurd perks like giving unsolicited advice, crying over groceries, and needing glasses.
- The offer includes a price of $19.95 or 12 payments of dignity, payment via Bitcoin, and a 14:59 countdown—parodying infomercial tactics.
- The page is styled as a retro web page with visitor counters, guestbook, and awards, emphasizing the satirical tone of the conversion.