- The author's first job was as a database programmer at a university, despite having no formal computer education.
- They worked on an HP 9000 K250 server running HP/UX 10.20 and Informix, managing a student information system called CARS.
- CARS handled administrative tasks, financials, and later web applications using Perl.
- The university's printers, mostly HP LaserJet 4s, had customizable READY messages.
- On April Fools' Day, the author changed all printers' READY messages to 'INSERT 5 CENTS' and sent a fake policy email about pay-per-page printing.
- The prank caused chaos, with some people finding it funny while others complained to university administration.
- The author had to retract the prank early and faced repercussions, including a 'poor judgment' note on their performance review.
- Despite the fallout, the prank became legendary on campus.
- The story concludes with a reference to another university prank involving PostScript flaws and fingerprints.