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NoiseLang: Where N = 5 is a Dirac delta

a day ago
  • #monte-carlo-simulation
  • #probabilistic-programming
  • #language-design
  • NoiseLang is a probabilistic programming language where every value is a probability distribution, including constants as Dirac distributions.
  • It enables operations on random variables directly, with features like independent draws and Monte Carlo simulation for queries such as probability, expectation, or variance.
  • The language includes an efficient runtime with multiple backends: a columnar interpreter, a Cranelift JIT for native kernels, and WASM for browser execution, ensuring deterministic results across platforms.
  • Key performance optimizations include kernel fusion, inline polynomial approximations for functions, and parallel RNG streams, achieving billions of samples per second on modern hardware.
  • NoiseLang is designed for quick probability exploration, contrasting with tools like NumPy (manual simulation) or Stan/PyMC (complex Bayesian modeling), and runs in the browser with zero setup.
  • The project was revived with AI assistance, highlighting AI's strength in implementation but limitations in language design innovation.