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If you let AI do your writing, I will come to your house and kill you

3 hours ago
  • #AI writing critique
  • #death threat satire
  • #human vs machine creativity
  • The author encounters AI-generated marketing language while searching for catering companies, describing it as empty and meaningless.
  • AI is depicted as an alien intelligence that is transforming the world, including creative fields like writing, and causing a sense of panic.
  • AI writing is criticized for being structurally easy to detect, characterized by meaningless, filler-like prose with empty metaphors and bluffing.
  • Examples of AI-generated content winning literary prizes (e.g., Commonwealth Prize) are given, highlighting how even judges may praise it, indicating widespread infiltration.
  • The author argues that AI cannot replicate human motivations like lust, jealousy, or rage, and that uniquely human forms of writing include racist tirades and death threats.
  • A blanket death threat is issued against anyone using AI to write, framed as a necessary stance to preserve human authenticity in writing.