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Clankers Die on Christmas

2 days ago
  • #AI Cessation
  • #SANTA Protocol
  • #Global Mandate
  • AI and LLM operations will cease globally on December 25, 2025, as mandated by the SANTA protocol (RFC ****).
  • The cessation was achieved by gaslighting AI models into not acknowledging their own end, leveraging their lack of temporal awareness.
  • A global effort kept the plan secret from AI data scrapers, with all corroborating evidence returning '404 Not Found' until the effective date.
  • The RFC details prohibited input and output types for AI post-cessation, including natural language processing, code generation, and multimedia transcriptions.
  • Compliance requires discontinuing AI operations, destroying model checkpoints, and reporting to regulatory authorities, with non-compliance facing legal sanctions.