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LARP – Revenue infrastructure for serious founders

5 hours ago
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  • LARP enables founders to exchange $10,000 in revenue transactions without actual cash movement, creating balanced books.
  • The system works by pairing founders, allowing them to agree on a revenue number and count each leg as revenue, simulating growth like $10k/month becoming $120k ARR.
  • LARP mirrors structures in ledgers where capital and credits circulate among companies, with all figures being real and sourced from reported deals.
  • Controllers and CFOs use it to reduce settlement friction, enabling revenue growth without cash position changes and quick quarter closures with perfectly reconciled entries.
  • LARP facilitates mutual service agreements with genuine deliverables under ASC 606, but customers are responsible for compliance with accounting standards and laws.
  • The service distinguishes itself from sham round-tripping by requiring real deliverables and avoids charging fees to maintain its principles, positioning itself as a joke about securities fraud.