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Token Anxiety

3 months ago
  • #AI
  • #San Francisco
  • #Productivity
  • A friend left a party early to return to his AI agents, a common behavior in San Francisco in 2026.
  • Parties are now sober, with young people prioritizing work and AI agent productivity over drinking.
  • The Mission district is filled with people working on laptops in cafes, sidewalks, and parks, replacing drunk laughter with keystrokes.
  • Dinner conversations now revolve around the number of AI agents one has, replacing discussions about follower counts or personal accomplishments.
  • AI models are described with wine-like terminology, and their control is likened to handling animals with harnesses and reins.
  • People wake up to check the output of their AI agents before doing anything else, including checking texts or having coffee.
  • Weekends are dedicated to uninterrupted work with AI agents, with social media showcasing terminal screenshots and shipping receipts.
  • The rapid advancement of AI benchmarks creates constant pressure to stay ahead, making last month's workflows seem outdated.
  • Leisure activities like reading novels or watching movies without multitasking feel indulgent or wasteful.
  • Despite knowing the need to step away, the brain remains preoccupied with AI agent productivity even during aimless walks.