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Show HN: Slop News – HN front page now, but it's all slop

3 months ago
  • #AI
  • #Tech Satire
  • #Viral
  • Devin cloned Civilization III in 4 minutes, generating $50k/mo passive income.
  • Waymo’s AI model hallucinates empty roads to drive faster.
  • A vector database built over the weekend is promoted over Postgres.
  • A smart toaster runs on raw LLM tokens, declaring Linux dead.
  • Python rewritten in Rust for a 0.4% AI slop generation speed increase.
  • A wrapper around OpenAI API marketed as a UI tool.
  • Sacred Geometry for Bitcoin revealed in a controversial math post.
  • Microsoft open-sources a 'secure OS' consisting of 40 Clippys mining data.
  • Affiliate-linked article on bicycle gear ratios for digital nomads in Bali.
  • NFT collection 'Zero Cool' promoted with a 'HACK THE PLANET' slogan.
  • AI clone designed to take over your job and wife if you lose memory.
  • $2,000 'Dev Kit' from Temu turns out to be a brick with an LED.
  • Heroku announces new pricing at $50 per `git push`.
  • DRM for Prompt Engineering to prevent 'Right-Click Savers'.
  • Midjourney generates 'unseen footage' of non-existent 1980s arcades.
  • 500-tweet thread claims async/await is outdated, promotes Monads.
  • Large Language Model described as the 'face of God' by a former perf tuner.
  • Midjourney v9 creates an elephant baby with 6 trunks, going viral.
  • Guide on generating 10,000 lines of unmaintainable boilerplate quickly.
  • Google API automates firing junior developers.
  • Coding language using only emojis that compiles to WASM.
  • Transition from DevOps to 'Prompt Architect' for triple the salary.
  • Study claims LLMs are just 'spicy autocorrect', suppressed by OpenAI.
  • Colorful animation offered as an alternative to learning Linear Algebra.
  • Every pixel on the internet assumed to be a wallet-draining scam.
  • New JS framework changes syntax every Tuesday.
  • Google accused of sabotaging WebView performance to push Chrome ads.
  • Notion template used to 'optimize' partner's biology.
  • Claude 3.5 finds a 0-day in Reality, suggesting we are all simulated.
  • CLI browser mines crypto in the background to pay for tokens.