Marco Rubio: No more woke fonts
18 hours ago
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- Marco Rubio announces the State Department is switching back to Times New Roman from Calibri to restore decorum and professionalism.
- The Justice Department will use Comic Sans, matching its communications' tone.
- The Department of Transportation adopts Goudy Old Style to address air travel aesthetics and phases out Clearview for reduced legibility.
- NASA will use its logo font, making communications harder for scientists.
- The Treasury Department switches to Akkadian cuneiform, honoring Ea-Nasir, and phases out the penny.
- The FBI uses Wingdings due to an accidental change by Kash Patel.
- The Department of Homeland Security adopts Fraktur, a medieval gothic blackletter font.
- Health and Human Services switches to Papyrus, aligning with its unscientific ideas.
- The Department of Labor adopts handwriting to create more labor.
- The Department of War shifts from written to verbal communications, avoiding legal concerns.