The Eli Schiff problem
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- The International Cabal to Destroy Design is threatened by Eli Schiff's exposés of their modern minimalist plot.
- Cap Watkins advocates for lazy, boring designers who never experiment and choose obvious over clever.
- Eli Schiff exposed WIRED as a shill for modern minimalism, and revealed the cabal's hidden agenda.
- The cabal plans to fight back by using fewer lines, less flashy effects, and designing badly on purpose for evil.