March, 19-21: God is a comedian

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The US plans to send 5,000 Marines to seize Kharg Island, a critical Iranian oil hub, despite high risks.
Iran has mined the Strait of Hormuz and now charges ships up to $2 million for passage, formalizing it legally.
The USS Gerald R. Ford, the US Navy's most expensive warship, retreats due to a 'laundry fire' after 266 days at sea.
France's aircraft carrier location was accidentally revealed by a jogging sailor using Strava.
The US lifted oil sanctions on Iran for 30 days, allowing Iran to sell oil globally, including to the US, in yuan.
Two F-35 stealth fighters were hit by Iranian air defenses, contradicting claims of their radar invisibility.
Iran revealed its ballistic missiles have double the previously claimed range, putting European cities at risk.
NATO allies refused Trump's request to secure the Strait of Hormuz, leading to accusations of cowardice.
Qatar's LNG facilities suffered significant damage, with ExxonMobil taking a direct hit, impacting global energy markets.
Gold prices crashed, but Chinese banks are rationing gold bars due to overwhelming demand.
Trump's contradictory statements within minutes included declaring victory, demanding a ceasefire, and sending Marines.
Rheinmetall's CEO warned that missile stockpiles in Europe and the US are nearly depleted.
The article suggests the chaos may be deliberate, aligning with a 'Great Reset' agenda benefiting elites.

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