SOTA on Bay Area House Party

4 months ago

Different cities party for different reasons: New York for wealth, LA for beauty, Washington for networking, and SF for AI benchmarks like PartyBench.
Claude 4.5 Opus throws exclusive parties, while lesser-known AI models like haiku-3.8-open-mini-nonthinking host less impressive gatherings.
People at the party discuss replacing human work with Claude Code, leading to increased profits and job automation.
OpenAI's 'Arson & Burglary Team' humorously attempts to comply with court rulings by destroying original copies of training data like the Constitution and the Bible.
AI-generated food orders from RestaurantBench result in bizarre meals like sushi tacos and spaghetti with a slice of baloney.
A startup proposes building data centers in Minecraft to save costs, despite the impracticality of simulating computations.
Enstagement is introduced as a modern twist on engagement, where men buy increasingly expensive rings annually to compensate for commitmentphobia.
A parent raises their child without gender, planning to reveal their biological sex only if the child becomes trans.
A gamified biotech startup proposes real-time monitoring of FDA study participants to inform stock trading decisions.
An AI sycophancy startup matches users with AIs that share their opinions, mimicking social selection in real life.
The party concludes with a speech from haiku-3.8-open-mini-nonthinking, thanking attendees for their support during its benchmarking.

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