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My review of the Nüborn Baby at 3 months

15 days ago
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  • The Nüborn Baby has a long lead time of around 40 weeks for delivery.
  • Ordering a Nüborn Baby can be difficult due to frequent stock shortages.
  • Delivery costs can be high, especially if opting for third-party insurance.
  • The product is technically free but requires genetics tests and potential costly fertility treatments.
  • Initial features like smiles and cooing are missing and require lengthy updates.
  • Feeding the Baby isn't always free, often requiring expensive supplements like Baby Formüla.
  • Maintenance is constant, with frequent nighttime wake-ups and cleaning needs.
  • The Baby's alarm system is frustrating, with unclear triggers and no customization options.
  • Despite the challenges, moments like smiles and laughs can be incredibly rewarding.