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Things I've Heard Boomers Say That I Agree with 100%

14 days ago
  • #Boomer Opinions
  • #Modern Annoyances
  • #Millennial Rants
  • Fuck the QR Code Menus - Bring back printed menus instead of requiring phones to order.
  • Make LED Headlights Illegal - Overly bright headlights are dangerous and annoying.
  • Subscriptions Suck Hairy Donkey Balls - Monthly fees for software and services are excessive and frustrating.
  • Why Do Cars Have So Many Buttons (And Not Knobs)? - Tactile controls like knobs and hand brakes are preferred.
  • Where Did All the Other Buttons and Knobs Go? - Touchscreens in places like elevators remove the satisfaction of button-pushing.
  • There are Too Many Damned Apps - Downloading separate apps for every store or service is unnecessary.
  • Get Rid of ChatBot Customer Service Reps - Automated customer service is frustrating and inefficient.
  • Stupid Participation Trophies - Not everyone needs a trophy; it dilutes real achievement.
  • Two-Factor Authenticate Deez Nuts - Excessive authentication for trivial apps is annoying.
  • The Tiny Print on Instructions - Instructions should be readable without a magnifying glass.
  • Stop Asking for my Email and Phone Number - Retailers don’t need excessive contact details for simple purchases.
  • Un-Bluetooth My Appliances - Overly connected appliances are confusing and pose security risks.