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The Story of Mel (1983)

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  • #vintage-computing
  • #hacker-culture
  • #programming-history
  • The article contrasts modern programming with the 'Good Old Days,' asserting that real programmers used machine code, not high-level languages.
  • It tells the story of Mel, a programmer at Royal McBee who wrote highly optimized, efficient code in hexadecimal for drum-memory computers like the LGP-30 and RPC-4000.
  • Mel refused to use an optimizing assembler, preferring manual optimization by strategically placing instructions on the drum to minimize delays, even coining the term 'most pessimum.'
  • When asked to modify a blackjack program to cheat customers, Mel reluctantly added code but intentionally reversed the test, making the program cheat in favor of the house, and refused to fix it.
  • The author discovers Mel's genius in a loop without an explicit test, where address overflow changes an instruction to a jump, showcasing innovative, self-modifying code.
  • The article highlights hacking as an art form, with Mel's work remaining unaltered, and includes historical notes on the LGP-30's role in discovering the Butterfly Effect.