Tim Cook to Be Replaced by Near-Identical,More Expensive CEO with a Nicer Camera

4 hours ago

Tim Cook steps down as Apple CEO, replaced by a successor described as 'basically the same, but with a significantly better camera.'
The new CEO features marginally faster decision-making, 'Dynamic Island Leadership' to expand minor issues, and better low-light photo capabilities for supply chain disruptions.
Apple assures continued support for Cook for a limited time, while encouraging transition to the newer, more expensive leadership model, with availability starting this Friday.

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