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A literary history of fake texts in Apple's marketing materials

2 days ago
  • #Marketing
  • #Apple
  • #Texting
  • Apple's marketing materials feature fake texts and emails showcasing new messaging features.
  • These texts depict an idealized, polite, and diverse world where Apple products are used perfectly.
  • Recurring themes include sharing photos, planning trips, and organizing surprise parties.
  • Characters in these texts are never revisited, except for John Bishop, who appears in multiple iOS versions.
  • The texts lack common real-world texting elements like abbreviations, irony, or cynicism.
  • The article compares these fake texts to the overly earnest tone found in some real-life WhatsApp groups.
  • A collection of fake Apple texts from iOS 5 to iOS 17 is provided for further study.