The Hunt for Dark Breakfast – Can we derive breakfasts we have never observed?

2 days ago

Breakfast is conceptualized as a vector space with pancakes, crepes, and scrambled eggs on a simplex defined by milk, eggs, and flour ratios.
The author explores the idea of 'dark breakfasts'—unexplored or unobserved breakfast combinations that theoretically exist.
Known breakfasts are categorized into three regions: The Pancake Local Group, The Baked Good Quadrant, and The Egg Singularity and Custard Accretion Disk.
A 'Dark Breakfast Abyss' is identified, a gap in the breakfast manifold that remains largely unexplored.
The International House of Pancakes (IHOP) is mentioned as having potentially created a dish that touches upon the Dark Breakfast Abyss by incorporating pancake batter into omelettes.
A speculative 'Dark Breakfast' recipe is provided, consisting of milk, eggs, and flour, with unknown instructions.
The discussion extends to preparation methods and the inclusion of other dishes like strata casserole, kugels, and gluten-free versions to fill the abyss.
The author references H.P. Lovecraft to underscore the existential dread of uncovering unknown realities through such culinary exploration.
The conversation invites further research and exploration into the manifold of breakfast, suggesting additional dimensions like preparation methods.

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