So, I tried to build an Android app

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Setting up a Google Play developer account involves submitting government ID, a utility bill, and a $25 fee, but new accounts risk automated suspension even after payment.
New Google accounts can be suspended unexpectedly, forcing developers to use personal accounts with more history to avoid instant rejection.
Google's closed beta testing requires joining a Google Group, clicking a separate link to become a tester, and waiting 1–48 hours for the app to appear, unlike Apple's simpler TestFlight system.
Google Groups used for testing can be suspended without content or posts, further complicating the testing process.
Since November 2023, new Play Store accounts must have at least 12 closed beta testers, wait 14 days, pass a quiz, and maintain testers throughout; older accounts are grandfathered in.
The 12-tester requirement penalizes indie developers and encourages fake testers or buying accounts, rather than improving app quality.
Complex installation steps cause users to abandon testing after initial attempts, leading to low engagement and frustration.
The author's app was available on the App Store in 2–3 weeks but still not public on Google Play, discouraging future Android development.

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