Welcome to the Medical Clinic at the Interplanetary Relay Station
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- The protagonist is bitten by miniature beetles in the hydroponics bay, causing a purple rash.
- They seek medical care at a clinic where the sign shows zero hours since last patient death.
- The clinic has long waits, lost clipboards, and bureaucratic loops that simulate futility.
- Options lead to repeated loops, amputation by a Uranian Doodoo nurse, or death from various causes.
- Attempts to get a prosthetic arm or treatment result in more injuries or death.
- The story ends with death for most choices, highlighting the absurdity of the system.